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The most important thing you can learn in life, people can't drive, and you will never understand any girl in your life. Now, the first one, people can't drive. When I was in driving school, I always promised myself I would never speed. I was thinking about that the other day when I was doing 40 down a residential road just to see how loud I can make my tires squeak when I turn. I had myself a good laugh. Anyway, I always get stuck behind the old man. Now, I drive a grandpop car so people get shocked when I go 70 down the beltway. But when I pull behind a cadillac going 15 mph, im liable to shoot myself in the head. The almighty traffic jam, dont understand them. There was a traffic jam on 695 (Baltimore beltway) yesterday because some one decided to drive 5mph with thier hazards on. If that happens, PULL OFF THE ROAD! Mapquest, used to like it. There is a road in Baltimore called Martin Blvd. Its a very popular and highly traveled road. So, I put in into mapquest yesterday and it changes that road to Martin Drive. So, it sends me to the other side of Baltimore and Martin Blvd is in some random neighboor hood and the adress I was looking for, the one on Martin Drive definatly isnt a dentist. So, dont use Mapquest, just...don't. Why doesnt the US just use imperialism again? We could take over the middle east, Afganistan, Canada, Mexico and just have one huge Oil party and never pay anyone again. I dont owe this site a plug or anything but its a site that, well, its unexplainable, but its about the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life. Homestar Runner go to the "first time here" link. LINKS LINKS LINKS AND LINKS
Good thing I got around to posting this link.
It's been forever since ive been to a concert, I really need to get out more. I havent been to a local concert in months. Am I the only one that hates that new Men In Black song? Will, please pick music or acting, no, your acting sucks too, just stay home. You never realize how much you take certain things advantage until you dont have them, case in point, cordless phones. I tried to walk away from the reciver and the damn thing fell off the counter. Whats with that commercial for that show "Soririty Life" on MTV? Yeah, lets get a whole bunch of slutty girls together, in a sorority and tape it! They should move it to HBO and show us all what we really want to see. The most awkward thing in the world has to be when someone IMs you that you dont want to talk to. So like the conversation consists of "Hi" and "whats up". They should make a button that gives a look and walks away quickly.
Here kid, take this, it tastes reaaaly good.
I leave for Jamacia in a couple of days. Everyone is telling me thats awesome but I DONT LIKE THE HEAT. Topless beaches, well, ill just have to put up with them I guess. Today is Sunday, the day of lazy asses. So today, Im just going to be a lazy ass. If your on this site, tell a friend about it!
This game is so racist it really isnt funny.(but I couldnt help laughing)
Friends of mine tell me I find some of the dumbest things on the internet. Its true, I do. So I made a site about me and the things I find. This site is comparable to halfhonk.com or Jiglet.net
Ahh, the world today. First order of "newsdome" on this site, I was returning probibly the worst movie of all time to blockbuster and some lady with a kid stops by a bunch of flowers. She points to my states flower and says "Look, its the Susan B. Anthony flower is'nt it lovley?" Now, that wouldnt have been a problem if the state flower wasnt named the LAZY SUSAN. Woodcock denied a ".net" account cause his name was "offensive." Mike Oxbig and Pat McCrotch are now his attorneys in court, true story. Nazi salutes and Pep Rallys winning combination. I hate soccer, I said it. But who else was dissapointed when our sissies didnt beat Germany's Sissies? Smaller people, have no fear! (does it bother you that durex is going after "adolecents"?)
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